A nice quote n the fact

A nice quote n the fact.. "closest relationship in the world have fought more battle than the enemies"
So keep fighting with loved one.. Gud evng. . .

Hey baby, you must be a light switch

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

Damn girl, you have

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

If you don't wanna

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

That outfit would look great

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

Were you arrested earlier

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

A Lady is a women

A Lady is a women who make a man behave like a gentalman.You'er such a lady to me.

Hitler's Great Comment

Hitler's Great Comment. . .

"Dont Compare
Yourself With
Anyone In This
World . .
If You Do . .
You R Insulting
Yourself"

When asked what forgiveness is

When asked what forgiveness is,
a little girl gave this beautiful answer,
“Forgiveness is sweet scent that a flower gives when it is crushed. “